callouspalm's Journal

I don't think anybody actually READS this, so I will crosspost to ask.the.kinksters.

This is the letter I emailed to my dear love this morning. I've had it with her crank ass attitude.
(edit- she has severe depression, I don't really mean that I don't have patience for it. Role playing often helps her get out of it.)

Attn: Off Campus Housing And Infractions

Dear Julia,

As you know, you and your roommates were given the right to move off campus after securing the House Cup two years in a row. Your behavior and attitude towards Laurelwood has improved significantly. We were pleased to see that your sense of school spirit was revived as well. You became a credit to us, a genuine Laurelwood girl.

After moving off campus, my sources tell me that you have fallen into old habits. You have been negligent in reporting for school events. You have a sullen, antisocial demeanor. Your apartment is in squalor. Worst of all, you have been rude and neglectful of your roommates.

Your punishment is as follows. At noon today, please begin to clean your apartment. I will send an inspector at one. Your punishment will take two parts. The disciplinary action for your attitude problems will be writing lines. My representative will create a template for you to follow while you are cleaning, so it goes to follow that the longer you take to clean, the longer she will have to create something for you to copy.

The second part will depend as well on how long it takes for you to get your apartment up to a standard as befits a Laurelwood Woman. Why is it so important for your apartment to be pristine?

At any time, a Laurelwood Woman should be at the ready to invite in a guest, perhaps alumni visiting... You should never have to turn a guest away because your living space is not spick and span. Your tea set at the ready, my inspector should not see a crumb on the floor. DO NOT embarrass me and your Laurelwood community.

Your corporal punishment will be determined by how long it takes for you to clean your apartment. You will be timed. You MAY ask for help from your roommates or NOT. That is up to you.

Please reply so that I know I do not have to reschedule. My inspectors are very busy and would be very put out if their schedules were disrupted.

Please insure that we do not have to repeat this little performance. Punishments must be exponential.

E. Bumsworthy
Head, Blyton House

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